destielbiteme:

wallmakerrelict:

#no you don’t understand #kevin knows that the winchesters have already gotten his video #he has no plan #as far as he’s concerned he’s already 100% dead #and he is smiling like a little shit #because he’s ready to make defying crowley his last act on earth #supernatural #kevin tran #bravest prophet in the garrison

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

deerstalkers-are-cool:

So I was talking to my dad about supernatural and I told him it was a show that has demons and angels and mythical creatures and stuff and how it is sometimes gory and scary and so I go to watch the next episode I am up to, and dad’s watching and it’s fucking this one 

uiagdkjasgdkaHAHAHAHHAHAHA XD

imnotamisandristbut:

k0teg0:

pw-sjw-attorney:

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but guys shouldn’t grow their hair out like women do.  It’s fine for a woman to have short hair, but guys wouldn’t know how to take care of long hair.  They’re already lacking in personal hygiene skills as it is.

HOLD IT!

Fabio…that is all

“I’m not a misandrist but *makes a misandrist statement*”

But I said I’m NOT a misandrist, so that makes it ok!

I can’t be a misandrist, I love men!

daisyfairy:

boxofpoptarts:

tin-pan-ali:

awhisper-acapella:

daisyfairy:

i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love

“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”

“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”

“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”

I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL

twinkaleckis:

i did a thing

littletrenchcoatangel:

timelady-of-221b:

genuinelylarry:

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

I want a book